This blog is rated PG. FOR PRETTY GNARLY *bmx in the distance*
want to get out of having to do your homework? try chopping both your arms off. in class the next day when the teacher asks you why you didn’t do your homework simply say “i don’t have any fucking arms”
Do you ever just hate someone bc they remind you of yourself
i would like to be kissed and i would like some nachos
i wanna look like someone who can cut you but still bakes cookies in her spare time
caterpillars have more muscles than humans but i’d like to see one try to fight me irl and see what happens
The floor is lava!
you tell your girl to come thru and she show up wearin uggs you gotta holla at another girl in front of her cause she disrespected you first